0.87sWhee!
2.8sIt's a miracle no one was hurt.
1.62sI stand on my record--
2.27s15 crashes and not a single fatality.
1.93sLet's see your license, pal.
1.97sNo can do. Never got one.
1.88sIf you need proof of my identity
2.04sI wrote my name on my underwear.
1.95sOh, wait-- these aren't mine.
6.21sUntil you get a license and wear your own underwear you are suspended without pay.