6.17sHey, Landlord, some clown changed my locks padlocked the door, and put up an eviction notice.
1.9sYeah. That was me.
1.17sYou?
1.35sWell, uh... Why?
1.85sYou haven't paid your rent.
1.94sCan I at least get my stuff?
4.9sAll I found in there was a jar of mustard and a couple of old Cycle magazines.