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1.4sPeter, are you eating those?
1.33sNo, I'm shoving them up my butt.
1.59sOf course I'm eating them. Give me a carton.
2.87sPeter, it's the end of the month, and I'm calling your tab.
2.7sYou owe me $34,000.
0.6sWhat?
2.47sOh, man, how am I gonna come up with that kind of money?
1.99sPeter, I'm waiting.
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1.9sAll right, all right. Listen, I got another idea.
1.59sWhat ifl sold you my daughter?
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2.53sYou drop the tab, and your son can have Meg.
0.99sMEG: What?
1.83sYep, all you gotta do is sign this contract.
3.7sAre you out of your mind? You can't sell me, you fat son ofa bitch!
2.43sWhoa! Careful getting this fish off the hook, Mort.
1.59sShe's got some fangs.
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2.8sWhat do you think of that, Neil? Daddy bought you a girlfriend.
3.87sExcuse me. If anybody is interested, I already have a girlfriend.
1.83sThere's no way.... Wait, what?
1.23sYou ready to go, honey?
3.27sYou rejected me too many times, Meg. I couldn't wait for you forever.
3.63sBesides, Cecilia thinks my psoriasis is sexy.
1.43sI can't believe he's over me.
2.33sI can't believe I'm out $34,000.