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3.06sWait a minute, what the hell's a tab? Does that mean I don't gotta pay?
2.03s- Well, not right now, but--
- Ah, sweet!
2.53sHey, while I'm at it, give me all these copies of Marie Claire.
1.93sYou know, in case I want to rub out that easy one...
1.33sbefore I get Lois into bed tonight.
2.26sKathleen Turner's on Page 45.
2.8sKathleen Turner, huh? Let's see how she looks.
1.26sOh, that's a shame.
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2.37sCOMMENTATOR: And now back to The Kids' Choice Awards...
1.8swith host Paula Poundstone.
2.7sf choose you and you and you.
1.09sSo, come on.
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1.49sf said, let's go!
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1.23sSTEWIE: Meg!
1.99sMeg, I'm hungry!
3.56sThere's a granola bar in the cupboard. I want it.
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0.99sHey.
0.99sHey.
1.02sWhat's this?
1.09sWhat's going on?
1.26sAm I talking to myself up there?
3.03sOh, my God. Stewie, just shut up and go to bed!
3.53sDo you know what I do, Meg? I spit in your mouth while you sleep.