1.99sYou know, it's like from the commercial.
2.3sThis big. Only it's my junk.
2.76sAll right, then. $12.43.
2.94sJeez, that's more of a rip-off than that breakfast machine I bought.
1.93sWhat was the point of all that?
3.87sAll it does is shoot you. It doesn't make breakfast at all.
1.33sBesides, I forgot my wallet.
1.87sWell, that's okay. I'll just open up a tab.
3.06sWait a minute, what the hell's a tab? Does that mean I don't gotta pay?
2.03s- Well, not right now, but--
- Ah, sweet!
2.53sHey, while I'm at it, give me all these copies of Marie Claire.