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2.03sHey, Mort. Lois and I are out on our date night.
1.4sWhy don't you give me some condoms?
3.99sAnd some Excedrin. My wife's got a headache this big.
1.99sYou know, it's like from the commercial.
2.3sThis big. Only it's my junk.
2.76sAll right, then. $12.43.
2.94sJeez, that's more of a rip-off than that breakfast machine I bought.
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2.06sOw! Ow!
1.93sWhat was the point of all that?
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3.87sAll it does is shoot you. It doesn't make breakfast at all.
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