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1.8sNext week I run for mayor of Ouahog.
2.37sDo I have what it takes? We'll find out. Don't miss it.
4.7sWell, here we are again. Another Saturday night with basic cable.
2.87sI suppose neither of us is really cut out for love, and we....
2.4sOh, my God! Jeremy's still in the trunk!
1.47sOh, God, how long has it been?
2.8sLet's see. Two weeks. Yep.
1.3sYeah, he's dead.