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3.53sNeil, you ask me out, like, once a day, and I always give you the same answer.
0.99sNo!
3.73sGod, I don't think I could have been any clearer the last time I turned him down.
3.03sRa y, your mother insulted my steak pizzola again.
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2.43sNeil Goldman of Ouahog, Rhode Island...
1.7slea ve me alone!
2.4sf hate you! f hate you!
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2.99s- An ywa y, your mother insulted--
- I don 't care anymore, Patty.
2.4sAfter nine seasons, liust don 't care.
2.59sMa yhe you could try not being a bitch.
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2.03sHey, Mort. Lois and I are out on our date night.
1.4sWhy don't you give me some condoms?
3.99sAnd some Excedrin. My wife's got a headache this big.
1.99sYou know, it's like from the commercial.
2.3sThis big. Only it's my junk.
2.76sAll right, then. $12.43.
2.94sJeez, that's more of a rip-off than that breakfast machine I bought.