2.03sHey, Mort. Lois and I are out on our date night.
1.4sWhy don't you give me some condoms?
3.99sAnd some Excedrin. My wife's got a headache this big.
1.99sYou know, it's like from the commercial.
2.3sThis big. Only it's my junk.
2.76sAll right, then. $12.43.
2.94sJeez, that's more of a rip-off than that breakfast machine I bought.