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2.37sIt's Saturday night, I could be out having a life.
2.49sMeg, if you don't want to baby-sit anymore. that's fine.
2.23sBut don't you stand there and lie to me.
3.87sMeg, she torched your ass, man. She torched your ass.
2.33sWhy can't you just hire a real baby-sitter?
1.52sWell, I guess we could do that.
2.13sDamn! I'm terrible at meeting new people.
1.63sLike the time I was on BlindDate.
1.59sI'm having a great time, Stewie.
0.71sMe, too.
2.56sSo, you ready to go grab some 'za?
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1.02sYeah.
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1.33sSo, a wild guess here...
2.73sbut from the looks of your arm hair, I'm guessing you're Italian?
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3.8sAll right, you guys. I got eight crates of ipecac from Mort, all on my tab.
1.87sNow, whoever goes the longest without puking...
2.2sgets the last piece of pie in the fridge.
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1.66sOkay, here we go.
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2.53s- How's everybody doing?
- Good. Good so far.