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1.8sHow about we fire up the old Segway...
2.66sand find a nice quiet field to do long division in?
4.23sI mean, a nice quiet field in which to do long division. Sorry.
1.47sSorry, everybody.
1.23sOkay, I'm on my way.
3.96sHe's going back to Cecilia? I can't believe I'm actually jealous.
1.99sI can't believe I actually touched him.
2.16sI still can't believe it's not butter.
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1.8sNext week I run for mayor of Ouahog.
2.37sDo I have what it takes? We'll find out. Don't miss it.
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4.7sWell, here we are again. Another Saturday night with basic cable.