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1.7sYou see this hand of mine?
0.57sYes, I do.
2.74sNo, you don't, 'cause I lost my real hand...
2.72splantin' the flag when we took back Halley's Comet.
4.14sYet it was worth it. So much do I love that flag.
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3.12sI love it even more than I love my seven wives.
2.26sThat's right. I'm a polygamist.
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3.44sYet I would gladly eat a flag myself,
1.9shad I not used my intestine as a rope...
2.24sto hoist a flag made of my own skin,
2.32sif it would protect the freedoms...
2.67sof the proud people who salute that flag.
2.24s
0.44sFreedoms such as polygamy.
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4.3sI rest my case. Whoa! Geez.