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2sit's almost sickening.
2sWe're free to choose which hand...
2.34sour sex-monitoring chip is implanted in.
2.2sAnd if we don't want to pay our taxes, why,
2.87swe're free to spend a weekend with the Pain Monster.
2.29sSee ya April 15th, folks.
2.58sCue the fireworks guy!
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4.5sIncidentally, tonight's Freedom Day celebration is brought to you by...
2.03sShankman's Rubbing Compound.
2.77sWhen something needs rubbing, think Shankman.
1.77sYea, Shankman!
2.3sIt costs a little more, but it's worth it.
3.32sOur planet has been through so much this past year--
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