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2.26sThat's right. I'm a polygamist.

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3.44sYet I would gladly eat a flag myself,

1.9shad I not used my intestine as a rope...

2.24sto hoist a flag made of my own skin,

2.32sif it would protect the freedoms...

2.67sof the proud people who salute that flag.

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0.44sFreedoms such as polygamy.

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4.3sI rest my case. Whoa! Geez.

2.57sThe justices and I will now confer,

2.62susing high-speed telepathy.

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