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1.77sYea, Shankman!
2.3sIt costs a little more, but it's worth it.
3.32sOur planet has been through so much this past year--
2.85swars, droughts, impeachments--
3.9sbut we've never lost our sense of what's truly important--
2.3sthe great taste of Charleston Chew.
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3.42sAnd now, let us salute that beloved symbol of freedom,
4sour flag, Ol' Freebie.
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2.75sI'm swelling with patriotic mucus.
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2.48sIn our darkest hour, we can stand erect...
2.44swith proud, upthrust bosoms.
0.53sAnyone who laughs is a Communist.
2.07sKnowing that,
3swith a shifty glance skyward, we will see,
5.91sby the rocket's red glare, that our flag is still there.
1.97sIt's gone!
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