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2.84sThank you, Secretary of Transportation.
3.17sMy fellow Earthicans, we enjoy so much freedom,
2sit's almost sickening.
2sWe're free to choose which hand...
2.34sour sex-monitoring chip is implanted in.
2.2sAnd if we don't want to pay our taxes, why,
2.87swe're free to spend a weekend with the Pain Monster.
2.29sSee ya April 15th, folks.
2.58sCue the fireworks guy!
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4.5sIncidentally, tonight's Freedom Day celebration is brought to you by...