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3.17sNo, it's a fabulous, crabulous day.
4.47sIf you want to do something, you do it and just spleck with the consequences.
2.24sYou know, like how I live every day.
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1.93sHappy Freedom Day!
2.2sOh, I think my wrist is broken.
1.93sOf course, it wouldn't be Freedom Day...
2.95swithout the traditional Freedom Tub!
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2.2sOoh! Oh, baby!
3.65sMmm! That'll feel nice on my shattered bones.
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2.27sWow, Nude hot tubbing?
2.07sThat's all I need to hear about Freedom Day.
3.14sThen consider the following lecture a bonus.
1.9sOn Earth, freedom is a given.
4.04sBut on my planet, we have to suffer for it.
3.64sSure, you can be a comedian instead of a doctor...
3.47sif you want your parents to roll over in their graves!
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