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2.2sOh, I think my wrist is broken.
1.93sOf course, it wouldn't be Freedom Day...
2.95swithout the traditional Freedom Tub!
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2.2sOoh! Oh, baby!
3.65sMmm! That'll feel nice on my shattered bones.
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2.27sWow, Nude hot tubbing?
2.07sThat's all I need to hear about Freedom Day.
3.14sThen consider the following lecture a bonus.
1.9sOn Earth, freedom is a given.
4.04sBut on my planet, we have to suffer for it.
3.64sSure, you can be a comedian instead of a doctor...
3.47sif you want your parents to roll over in their graves!
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2.5sSure, you can vote for Schkinadel,
2.5sif you want there should be a recession!
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2.67sSure, you can go to medical school...
3.17sif you've given up on your dream of being a comedian!
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2.97sThat's why I love Earth. You can do what you want,
3.17sand no one makes you feel guilty because no one cares.