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2.19sPoseurs!
2.52sI was hatin' Zoidberg before it was cool.
2.6sWhere are we ever gonna find a lawyer to take his case?
3.15sI'll ask the head of the A.C.L.U., once he's done singing.
6.27sDon't mess with Earth Kill Zoidberg! Good night!
2.07sHowdy there. I'm a lawyer,
2.27sand I'd like to help your friend out of this pickle.
0.48sWho are you, old man?
2.42sName's Old Man Waterfall,
2.54sbut most folks just call me Old Man.
0.46sI'll never remember that.
2.92sI'm a veteran of three dozen wars.
4.02sName a body part and a planet, and I've taken a bullet in it, on it,
2.77sall to keep our flag flyin' free.
3sAnd you wanna defend Zoidberg?
2sAre you familiar with the old robot saying,
1.93s"Does not compute"?
3.87sSon, to me a robot's just a garbage can with sparks comin' out it.
1.75sThe sparks keep me warm.
2.3sI don't condone what Dr. Zoidberg did,