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2.67sEating the flag is bad!
2.94sNow, your noose knot has exactly seven twists.
3.17sYou can eat my dog You can eat my truck
2.6sBut you eat my flag and you're out of luck
2.7sShe's a-wavin' proud around the world
4.15sFrom Dallas to Fort Worth Let me say it again
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2.54sDon't mess with Earth They sure hate Dr. Zoidberg.
2.19sPoseurs!
2.52sI was hatin' Zoidberg before it was cool.
2.6sWhere are we ever gonna find a lawyer to take his case?
3.15sI'll ask the head of the A.C.L.U., once he's done singing.
6.27sDon't mess with Earth Kill Zoidberg! Good night!
2.07sHowdy there. I'm a lawyer,
2.27sand I'd like to help your friend out of this pickle.
0.48sWho are you, old man?
2.42sName's Old Man Waterfall,
2.54sbut most folks just call me Old Man.
0.46sI'll never remember that.
2.92sI'm a veteran of three dozen wars.
4.02sName a body part and a planet, and I've taken a bullet in it, on it,
2.77sall to keep our flag flyin' free.