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3.12sI love it even more than I love my seven wives.
2.26sThat's right. I'm a polygamist.
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3.44sYet I would gladly eat a flag myself,
1.9shad I not used my intestine as a rope...
2.24sto hoist a flag made of my own skin,
2.32sif it would protect the freedoms...
2.67sof the proud people who salute that flag.
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0.44sFreedoms such as polygamy.
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4.3sI rest my case. Whoa! Geez.
2.57sThe justices and I will now confer,
2.62susing high-speed telepathy.
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2sBy a vote of six to three,
4.27swe find that flag-eating is not protected by the Constitution.