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3.42sAnd now, let us salute that beloved symbol of freedom,
4sour flag, Ol' Freebie.
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2.75sI'm swelling with patriotic mucus.
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2.48sIn our darkest hour, we can stand erect...
2.44swith proud, upthrust bosoms.
0.53sAnyone who laughs is a Communist.
2.07sKnowing that,
3swith a shifty glance skyward, we will see,
5.91sby the rocket's red glare, that our flag is still there.
1.97sIt's gone!
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3.02sYes, fellow patriots, I ate your flag,
2.17sand I did it with pride.
2.74sFor to express oneself by doing a thing...
2.77sis the very essence of Freedom Day!
3.64sBless this planet and all its wonderful people.
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