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2.55sGood Lord. Do we really need all those ramps?
3.47sWho's to say? Does a peacock need all those feathers?
0.63sLook. You're getting a little philosophical for me.
2.37sI suppose so.
2.32sThey say it happens in the autumn years.
2.12sBe that as it may-- Get your hand off my car.
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2sThis is a proud day.
4.64sNow, when people ask if we're in compliance with the Americans with Disabilities Act of 1975,
3.5sI can say, "We are closer than ever before!"
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2.17sThank you. To inaugurate our ramp system,
4.47shere's the first of what I hope will be many disabled students, Bart Simpson.
2.32sI'm proud of you, boy.
0.63sWhat the--
1.94sBart, where's your wheelchair?
3.3sDon't need it anymore. Doctor says my butt bone's stronger than ever.
2.87sTa-da!
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2.5sWell, at least we're prepared for the new millennium.
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2.69sMy God! The whole thing's made of breadsticks!
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