1.83sOur top story: The ozone hole...
1.92sthat devastated Brazil last summer...
2.2sis apparently wintering in Springfield.
1.55sWhoo! Springfield rocks!
1.8sResidents are advised to stay inside...
3.17sunless you wear sunscreen or are very, very hairy.
2.2sExperts recommend a class nine,
2.22sor Robin Williams level of hair coverage.