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1.43sThat is not okay!
1.23sWhat are you gonna do -- ground me?
1.23sI can't go outside anyway!
2.66sSo what?! You could do things inside!
2.2sYou could play guitar. You could masturbate.
2.49sI don't want to masturbate. I want to conquer the planet!
2.56sOh, here we go again! You know, who do you think...
1.99sis gonna love you if you conquer the planet, Marty Jr.?!
1.59sLove -- that's all you care about!
1.4sWhat about weapons?!
1.8sWhat about domination of the enemy?!
1.9sAll right, that's it -- no more History Channel!
2.3sThis TV is for cartoons and video games only!
2.97sI hate video games! You take that back!
1.63sGive it to me!
1.93sUgh!
1.93sl-l-l didn't mean -- I didn't mean that.
1.56sI didn't mean to do that. I'm sorry.
2.47sI can't take this anymore! I'd rather breathe poison...
1.93sthan live another minute with you!
2.23sNo! No, no, no! Stop!
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1.4sMy life has been a lie!
2.03sGod is dead! The government's lame!
1.93sThanksgiving is about killing Indians!
1.73sJesus wasn't born on Christmas!
1.52sThey moved the date! It was a pagan holiday!
0.07sOh, Dad!
1.87sYes, Morty?