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1.83sIwish I could have been a better Grandpa to you,
1.59sand, you know, for what it's worth,
1.93sthat is a really nice, cute top that you're wearing there.
1.76sTop, My top!
2.94sMy top -- the same top you complimented earlier!
3.27sLook -- look at the tag. Read it.
2.73sIt says, "Marc Jacobs."
3.06sMarc? Jacob? These are names ofthe penis.
3.03sYes. An Earth man made this top.
1.73sMaybe on your planet,
2.53sseparation ofthe genders is the right thing to do,
3.56sbut on Earth, a certain percentage of our males are born gay,
3.44swhich is why my clothes are better than all of yours.
1.49sA man made something fashionable?
2.94sIt's true, and sometimes the truth hurts,
1.63sbut it must be accepted.
5.6sLike if I told you that you're using the wrong color foundation for your skin and it ends at your neck,
1.66smaking you look like a party clown.
2.23sOkay, ouch. Noted. But the fact remains...
2.8sif you impose Gazorpazorp's laws on Earth,
3.86syou're no better than the men whose farts shall remain unspoken.
1.93sAnd if you think my top is cute,
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