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1.67s
1.4sMy life has been a lie!
2.03sGod is dead! The government's lame!
1.93sThanksgiving is about killing Indians!
1.73sJesus wasn't born on Christmas!
1.52sThey moved the date! It was a pagan holiday!
0.07sOh, Dad!
1.87sYes, Morty?
1.93sMy son is gonna take over the planet,
1.52sand I am too young to drive!
1.16sCan you help me get him back?!
1.09s
2.76sI suppose, Marty, I suppose.
7.06sBut first, a deep sip from a very tall glass of "I told you so."
3.09s
2.37sOh, my god! Please, Dad! Come on!
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3.61s
3.6sJ, Runnin' wild, runnin' hot,
1.99sburnin' inside J,
6.26sJ, With the youth in the blood and the age and the heat and the fire in your pants, open wide J,
2.56sJ, You're gonna run from the damn cold,