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1.93sI lost the chance to be careful, Rick.
1.26sI'm a father now!
1.8sYou know, it's time for me to be responsible.
1.76sIsn't that right...
Don't name it.
1.93s- ...Morty Jr.?
- Oh, crap. He named it.
1.93sWell, Dad, it's a living thing, and it's half human.
2.63sAnd it was born on American soil, which entitles it to --
1.93sJerry, majoring in Civics was your mistake.
1.37sDon't punish us for it.
1.43sFine.
2.76sI'm gonna take this thing to my workshop and investigate.
1.93sDo not let that thing out of your sight.
2.94sIt looks harmless now, but it could grow dangerous.
1.93sLike The Insane Clown Passe,
1.9sYeah. Good one, Jerry.
2.53s2003 just called. It wants its easy target back.
2.09sOhh. He's like a little me!
3.03sY-You don't think he'll turn into a monster... do you?
1.52sThey always do.
2.3sHey, uh, 1995 called!
3.3sThey want their "certain year called wanting its 'blank' back" formula back!
1.97sWhy, Jerry? Why expend the effort?
2.2sLife is effort, and I'll stop when I die!
2.2s
1.8s- Out.
- Whatcha doin'?