1.4sMy life has been a lie!
2.03sGod is dead! The government's lame!
1.93sThanksgiving is about killing Indians!
1.73sJesus wasn't born on Christmas!
1.52sThey moved the date! It was a pagan holiday!
0.07sOh, Dad!
1.87sYes, Morty?
1.93sMy son is gonna take over the planet,
1.52sand I am too young to drive!
1.16sCan you help me get him back?!
1.09s
2.76sI suppose, Marty, I suppose.