Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.
3.1sEvery time you go to that cook-off, you get drunk as a poet on payday.
2.7sRemember last year?
4.22sLook at me. I'm a puffy pink cloud!
2.24s
3.15s
4.1sOh, well, of course everything looks bad if you remember it.
1.93sNow, where are my chili boots?
3.47sAh!
2.59sOkay. We'll go to the Chili Cook-Off.
2.99sBut I want you to promise me you won't have any beer.
2.5sOkay. Quit naggin' me. I won't have any beer.
2.34sGeez. Why don't you have a cigarette or somethin'?
2.85sHmm. I suppose I could.
0.58s
0.84s
2.02s
1.59s
0.98s
3.44sI'm gonna go get some vegetarian chili before they get desperate and add meat.
2.5sI'm gonna go claim some valuables at the lost and found.
3.25sOh, look at that adorable spice rack.
3.9sEight spices. Oh, some must be doubles.