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1.97sBut I had a good reason.
3.1sEvery time you go to that cook-off, you get drunk as a poet on payday.
2.7sRemember last year?
4.22sLook at me. I'm a puffy pink cloud!
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4.1sOh, well, of course everything looks bad if you remember it.
1.93sNow, where are my chili boots?
3.47sAh!
2.59sOkay. We'll go to the Chili Cook-Off.
2.99sBut I want you to promise me you won't have any beer.
2.5sOkay. Quit naggin' me. I won't have any beer.
2.34sGeez. Why don't you have a cigarette or somethin'?
2.85sHmm. I suppose I could.
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3.44sI'm gonna go get some vegetarian chili before they get desperate and add meat.