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3.02sHey, Barney, soul mate! Let me buy you a beer.
1.93sOkay. But I'm not your soul mate.
2.13sI'm really more of a chum.
0.5sWhat about you, Lenny?
1.13sI'm a crony.
1.72sCarl? I'd say acquaintance.
0.46sColleague.
0.89sSympathizer.
0.65sCompadre.
0.61sAssociate.
1.63sContemporary.
0.97sI'm a well-wisher,
2.57sin that I don't wish you any specific harm.
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3.94sHello? Is this, uh, G.B.M.?
4.35sUh, yeah. I read in the personals you were seeking a soul mate.
3.4sWell, I also like rainy days and movies.
5.5sUh-huh. Uh, no, I don't like that.
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1.87sOr that.
4.65sNo. It's not that I'm afraid. I'm gonna hang up now. Bye-bye. Oh, I give up.
2.15sFind your soul mate, Homer.
2.2sFind your soul mate.
3.14sWhere? Where? This is just your memory.
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