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2.17sNow as I recall, Jackie Gleason--
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0.43sWhich one of you youngsters is Abe Simpson?
3.8sI'm Abe Simpson.
5.34sYou've just won $10 million from that publisher's "cleary-dealie"!
0.48sWhat?
4.15sEverybody, come quick! Abe Simpson is rich!
1.93sI can't believe it!
4.45sI can finally afford a young, crazy, stripper wife.
5.19sYeah. I'm gonna get me the craziest, "strippiest"--
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1.68sHe's dead.
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3.22sOh, this is terrible. Now who do we give the money to?
2.59sI guess we'll just have to haul the check back to headquarters.
2.47sToo bad we couldn't just give it to these nice folks.
4.12sForget it, Ed. Do you know what it costs to sign over a check this big?
3.67sWhy, the wealth transfer fee would run at least a hundred dollars a head.
2.37sYou're right. We better just take this check back for shredding.