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2.94sUhh! My bar mitzvah cake!
2.5sOy! I'll never be a man.
2sUhh.
1.75sDad? Yeah, Son?
4.45sWhy are we still grifting? The car's paid for. Doesn't that balance out the universe?
2.77sIn a way. But I also remembered some other stuff.
2.37sLike my bike that was stolen in third grade.
2.53s- Plus the baldness.
- Okay. I'm sold.
2.04s
2.32sHello. Is the lady of the house in?
3.9sOh, no! Homer, remember? Maudie got called up to heaven.
0.47sOh. Of course. Of course. It's just that--
4.09sWhat?
3.89sWell, before she died, she ordered this Bible especially for you.
2.99sWhy, there's my name, in gold.