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4.4s- My father was a monster too.
- Hmm.
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2.2sCome on, brothers. Dig deep.
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4.91sStupid non-magical son can't pay to fix my car.
2.75sHey, Homer! Check it out!
0.43sWhat the--
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2.54sIs that a steak?
3.7sYeah. I know a little place. Who gave you all this money?
2.89sMmm, people. I guess they thought I was a charity case.
1.78sReally?
2.97sHey, maybe we could do that again.
2.07sCan you look even more pathetic?
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4.04sOh, that's beautiful! We could make a fortune!
3.37sBut wouldn't that make us con artists?
1.77sWell, yeah.
4.3sBut God conned me out of 6,500 bucks in car repairs.
5.25sSo, in a way, we'd just be balancing out the universe.