3.34sWait a minute. You're telling me the police force, the TV news,
2.89sa courthouse full of people, and a popular entertainer...
3.14shad nothing better to do than to teach me and Bart a lesson?
3.77sI know it seems far-fetched, even insulting to your intelligence.
3.97sBut there's a simple and highly satisfying explanation. You see--
2.44sHey, everybody! Surf's up!