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2.89sMmm, people. I guess they thought I was a charity case.
1.78sReally?
2.97sHey, maybe we could do that again.
2.07sCan you look even more pathetic?
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4.04sOh, that's beautiful! We could make a fortune!
3.37sBut wouldn't that make us con artists?
1.77sWell, yeah.
4.3sBut God conned me out of 6,500 bucks in car repairs.
5.25sSo, in a way, we'd just be balancing out the universe.
4.29sThere you go! We'd be stealing from people we know.
2.34sIt's just like the seasons.
2.55sSounds good. You want to eat my fat?
3.62sI think you know the answer to that.
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2.02sThis book has all the classic cons.
3.44sThere's the Pigeon Drop, the Ear Wigger, the Brillstein grab--
1.97sDo they have any father-and-son grifts?
2.74sWell, there's the Albany Ham Scam.