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2.6sI don't know. Fleecin' old people?
4.74sOh, why not? If we don't take their money, they'll just give it to some televangelist.
2.85sLet's dust a few fossils.
5.94sNow this scam was in The Sting, Part Two, so nobody knows about it.
2.17sNow as I recall, Jackie Gleason--
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0.43sWhich one of you youngsters is Abe Simpson?
3.8sI'm Abe Simpson.
5.34sYou've just won $10 million from that publisher's "cleary-dealie"!
0.48sWhat?
4.15sEverybody, come quick! Abe Simpson is rich!
1.93sI can't believe it!
4.45sI can finally afford a young, crazy, stripper wife.
5.19sYeah. I'm gonna get me the craziest, "strippiest"--
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1.68sHe's dead.
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3.22sOh, this is terrible. Now who do we give the money to?
2.59sI guess we'll just have to haul the check back to headquarters.