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2.27sThen we'll see who has it tougher.
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4.02sGood afternoon. And welcome to the 97th Springfield Marathon...
1.97scommemorating the time Jebediah Springfield...
3.07sran across six states to avoid his creditors.
2.12sYou got all your equipment, Dad?
2.08sLet's see. Sweatbands, check.
3.69sAnti-chafing nipple tape, check, check, and check.
3.45sAttention, runners. On your mark, get set,
3.2snow get outta here before I change my mind.
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3.67sI can't believe it. I'm actually running a marathon!
3.95sI hit the wall! This is so painful.
2.63sHey, I got my second wind!
2.69sAnother wall! I just-- Whoo-hoo! Third wind.
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2.19s- Faster, rickshaw driver!
- Faster!
- Ow!
0.52sSir, the whip isn't helping.
2.04sSilence!
2.32sYou call yourself Chinese?