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3.45sI've decided to run the Springfield Marathon.
5.1sOh, please. You get exhausted watching The Twilight Zone marathon.
2.74sI'm a regular Billy Crystal.
3.62sYou got that right. Well, Dad, I think running's good exercise.
0.45sIt adds years to your life.
2.82sStay out of this, Lisa.
4.22sMarge, I've made up my mind. I'll do your job for a day, and you do mine.
2.27sThen we'll see who has it tougher.
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4.02sGood afternoon. And welcome to the 97th Springfield Marathon...
1.97scommemorating the time Jebediah Springfield...
3.07sran across six states to avoid his creditors.
2.12sYou got all your equipment, Dad?
2.08sLet's see. Sweatbands, check.
3.69sAnti-chafing nipple tape, check, check, and check.
3.45sAttention, runners. On your mark, get set,
3.2snow get outta here before I change my mind.
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