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3.03sAw, man. We could've been on the cover of Mad.
3.95sThey called me "Smelson!" Ha-ha!
2.84sSmelson. It's funny 'cause you smell.
2.73sSmelson. I could've thought of that.
3.12sSure ya could've. Off ya go now.
3.87sYou know, we've had a lot of fun tonight at the expense of the U.S. Navy.
2.77sBut they're out there every day protecting us from Godzilla.
2.37sAnd don't forget pirates. And jellyfish.
2.87sThose whack invertebrates will sting you, old school!
2.9sSo check out the navy for a two- or a four-year hitch.
0.4sWe signed J.C. up yesterday.
3.9sJoin the navy