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2.35sTo my '95 and my '96, actually.
0.88sNo, thank you.
0.93sRichard Marx, Hold On To The Night?
1s(EXCITEDLY) Yes!
1.73s(STUTTERING) I mean... Yeah, no...
2.05sI mean, if you're giving stuff away, yeah, sure.
1.77sAll right, listen.
2.34sIt turns out Anakin Skywalker's son is still alive.
2.33sI'm gonna need you to find him and turn him.
3.14sReally? Maybe I can make him go bi, but all the way is gonna be tough.
1.73sNo, I mean, turn him to the dark side.
0.97sWell, yeah, I thought that's what you...
1.52s- Oh, of the Force.
- Yes.
2.1sI'll get him over to the dark side.
2.04sI'll just show him our recruiting video.
1.97s(CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
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2.27sThanks to the training I received in the Empire,
2.87sI have all the skills I need to make it in the real world.
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4.55sThe Empire GI Bill helped me finish school. Hey, wait up!
1.47sAnd I met my wife in the service.
1.89sWe had our honeymoon on Alderaan.
1.63sGood thing we took pictures, huh?
4.65s(LAUGHING) RECRUITMENT ANNOUNCER: The Empire, chasing Rebel scum,
1.97skilling Luke's aunt and uncle,