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3.24sBaby accidents occur every three minutes.
1.69sI'm the one who told you that.
1.98sYeah, but this is me talking.
2.42sLook. I already encased the telephone in concrete.
2.54sHow are you supposed to dial?
2.64sReach into these holes. I use a carrot.
3.35sIsn't that a little excessive? I mean, how are the buttons dangerous?
2.2sBaby could order poison.
1.07sOh, that's ridiculous.
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3.77sPoison Delivery Service. A gift basket of poisons is on its way.
2.5sOh, I'm a horrible mother.
1.83sOf course you are.
3.44sMarge, I finally discovered the reason God made me--
3.13sto protect his tiniest, most breakable creatures.
3sAnd I've got to share that gift with the world.
0.2sOw!
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2.14sGet her out of here.
3.54sWhy you throwing tomatoes at yourself, huh?