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2.84sThere and there. See, honey?
2.89sDaddy's protecting you from all the sharp, scary things.
2.24sHere. Hold this a sec.
2.29sOw!
0.47sOh, my--
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3.54sOw! Okay, Maggie. Put it down.
2.77sOw! Okay now. Put--
2.55sit-- down.
1.92sOh!
3.22sOkay. That's quite enough. It's not funny anymore.
1.62sD'oh! D'oh!
3.29sNo, no, no!
1.97sOh, Homie.
2.64sOw. Ooh. Ow.
3.4sNow do you realize how unsafe the American home is?
3.24sBaby accidents occur every three minutes.