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2.89sDaddy's protecting you from all the sharp, scary things.
2.24sHere. Hold this a sec.
2.29sOw!
0.47sOh, my--
1.97s
3.54sOw! Okay, Maggie. Put it down.
2.77sOw! Okay now. Put--
2.55sit-- down.
1.92sOh!
3.22sOkay. That's quite enough. It's not funny anymore.
1.62sD'oh! D'oh!
3.29sNo, no, no!
1.97sOh, Homie.
2.64sOw. Ooh. Ow.
3.4sNow do you realize how unsafe the American home is?
3.24sBaby accidents occur every three minutes.
1.69sI'm the one who told you that.
1.98sYeah, but this is me talking.
2.42sLook. I already encased the telephone in concrete.
2.54sHow are you supposed to dial?
2.64sReach into these holes. I use a carrot.
3.35sIsn't that a little excessive? I mean, how are the buttons dangerous?
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