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2.5sOh, I'm a horrible mother.
1.83sOf course you are.
3.44sMarge, I finally discovered the reason God made me--
3.13sto protect his tiniest, most breakable creatures.
3sAnd I've got to share that gift with the world.
0.2sOw!
1.75s
2.14sGet her out of here.
3.54sWhy you throwing tomatoes at yourself, huh?
2.27sWhy you throwing tomatoes at yourself?
1.82sYour very question is faulty.
1.23sYou're faulty!
0.67s
2.25sKnock, knock.
1.7sWhat do you want?
2.94sWould you bullies be interested in some bodyguard work?
3.84sOh, this is so funny. We were just talking about moving into protection.
3.57sWe're offering a recess and lunch package that's very affordable.
2.85sWell, I'm gonna need full coverage. My bully is highly aggressive.