2.64sOw. Ooh. Ow.
3.4sNow do you realize how unsafe the American home is?
3.24sBaby accidents occur every three minutes.
1.69sI'm the one who told you that.
1.98sYeah, but this is me talking.
2.42sLook. I already encased the telephone in concrete.
2.54sHow are you supposed to dial?
2.64sReach into these holes. I use a carrot.