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2.72sSo what? It's not my job to make kids laugh.
1.7sYes, it is. You're a clown.
2.84sOh, without a Bar Mitzvah, I'm nothing!
5.37s(SOBBING) Krusty, you can still have your Bar Mitzvah, as an adult.
3.24sThat'd be great. Are you sure that's kosher?
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2.47sThere's nothing in the Talmud that forbids it.
1.25sHow do you know all this stuff?
1.72sI have a Jewish imaginary friend.
2.45sHer name is Rachel Cohen and she just got into Brandeis.
1.2sWonderful!
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2.62sHey, hey, kids! I got a confession to make.
3.79sUnderneath all this plastic surgery, I am actually a Jew!
2.42sAnd from now on, I'm embracing my faith!
3.29s(CHEERING) What's not to like?
1.89sNow I'll teach you my traditions,
3.22sthe way my people have passed them down for centuries,