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2.9sWithout a Bar Mitzvah, I'm just a boy
3.17swith a prostate the size of a goat's head!
3.07sKrusty, your dad's a rabbi. How could you not have had a Bar Mitzvah?
3.99sWho knows? I've lived so hard, there's big gaps in my memory.
2.03sI remember learning to ride a bike,
2.07sthen pretty much nothing till right now.
1.37sWhy don't we ask your dad?
5.19sYeah, right! My father will put this in a spiritual, philosophical context.
1.47sI'll tell you why you didn't have a Bar Mitzvah.
2.45sIt's because you're a puts. Everything is a joke to you.
2.12sI was afraid you'd make a mockery out of the whole ceremony,
2.17slike you're making a mockery out of me right now.
2.52sMaybe I am but you can't argue with the laughs.
1.79s
2.72sSo what? It's not my job to make kids laugh.
1.7sYes, it is. You're a clown.
2.84sOh, without a Bar Mitzvah, I'm nothing!
5.37s(SOBBING) Krusty, you can still have your Bar Mitzvah, as an adult.
3.24sThat'd be great. Are you sure that's kosher?
1.27s
2.47sThere's nothing in the Talmud that forbids it.
1.25sHow do you know all this stuff?