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1.87sKrusty, what's wrong?
1.77sI just found out I'm not Jewish.
4.29sOh, I was turned down by all those country clubs for nothing!
1.67sWell, you're still my hero.
2.3sSo what? Everything's changed.
2.6sI thought I was a self-hating Jew!
3.8sBut it turns out, I'm just a plain old anti-Semite!
2.84sWe have so much to discuss.
1.43s(GROANS)
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3.55sNow I know the reason my life is so empty.
2.54sI never had a Bar Mitzvah.
3.2sCheer up, Krusty. You're a clue in the People magazine crossword puzzle.
1.87sWhat more can a man want?
3.99sBart, the Bar Mitzvah is the most important event in a Jewish boy's life.
2.09sIt's when he reads from the Torah and becomes a man.